The following amusing testimonial was recently posted on

I had a low life, overweight, ignorant,  Stafford county cop try to take advantage of my friend and I. Big B took this cops twisted story and made him choke on it. Bob caught him up in several lies and gave the judge no choice but to find me ‘Not Guilty.’ Bob Battle, don't let his size fool you. He has a bite to fear. He brought justice to the table. Thanks Bob!"

-Client, Stafford, VA